the other day i was reading on my couch (i know!!) and i heard oni scrabbling around by the door. i looked over, and she was shoulder deep in my running shoe, which i had used about an hour or two before... i kept watching and she just kept rolling around with her head in my shoe. and then she realized i was watching and ran under the bed.
yesterday i was talking to arley on skype, and i thought it would be a good idea to catch oni and show her to him. so i was holding her and talking to him for a second, and she started wiggling around, trying to escape. and suddenly her claw was in. my. neck. in it. i could feel its claw-ness under my skin. and when she would try to escape she would literally pull my skin out from my neck (arley saw it). i didn't know what to do. my neck skin was flashing before my eyes. soon it was going to be ripped open when she finally managed to escape. and suddenly her claw was not in my neck any more and oni was back under the bed, pouting, or planning my demise, or whatever she does under there. i had to leave skype to get ahold of myself, and realize that i didn't need to cry for my ripped open neck since it wasn't ripped open afterall...
she's such a bundle of joy.
and she will kill you. as soon as she gets out of her shopping bag...
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