rheumatoid

i had 2 likely ear infections the other week.  when i went to the doctor, he didn't see infection, but when i went for my work physical, the nurse said it looked pretty infecty.  and that was when the grossest pain in the world was finally winding down.

it was the grossest pain that would keep me awake at night.  it was the grossest pain that would trick me into thinking it was going away in the mornings, yet get worse and worse throughout the day, until it would keep me awake at night again.

anyways.  i thought of a funny.

you know rheumatoid arthritis?  well, if i remember right, one of the main symptoms is that it gets worse throughout the day.

as i was laying in bed awake one night, due to my stupid stupid ears, i thought, maybe i have rheumatoid….EARthritis!  and then i laughed by myself for an hour until i fell asleep.