sunset from "the new house". i had a brazilian to choose from - it was so hard!
does everyone know the brazilian joke? well, i'm not a very good joke teller - in fact, i usually ruin it, but i will do my best, because i think everyone should know it. if i really do butcher it, i'm sure you can just google it and get the good version.
one day a blonde (of COURSE it involves a blonde - it wouldn't be a real joke if it didn't!!!)
anyways, one day a blonde is watching the news and her husband comes in the room to find her sobbing hysterically. he asks her whats wrong, and she can barely talk; she's all "it's so horrible, i can't even stand it!" and she's crying and crying, but finally she can tell him that 2 brazilian men died in a sky diving accident. her husband just kind of looks at her and tells her "honey, it was a choice they made, there are risks involved with sky diving." she cries a little more, and finally she asks him "how many is a brazilian"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whenever i hear a blonde joke, it always reminds me of another one. i told it to my bulgarian and my italian and they could not. stop. laughing. it was funny to see them think it was so funny. this is it:
a blonde goes into a library and up to the counter and says "hi! i'd like to place an order! can i have a hamburger an order of fries an-"
the librarian cuts her off, and is like "i'm sorry, i can't help you, this is a LI-BRAR-Y"
and the blonde whispers "oh sorry. can i have a hamburger?"
HAHAHAHAHA
i don't know why, but it gets me every time!
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