Saturday, 27 November 2010

i love haikus. haiku?

haikus (haiku?) are fun.  and funny.  i like them.


bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz
stop it please bees bzz bzz bzz
bzz bzz i hate you
from here

A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo
from here

I thrive on chaos.
I really do -- it's just the
laundry that kills me
from here

Time flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like the banana.
Pant flies like Zipper.
from here

grandma loved tattoos

her collection was quite large
so was her glass eye

tiny toaster gnomes
burning sinister wheat bread
please pass the butter

delicious cuisine
cornbread surrounds juicy meat
hot dog on a stick

you're a pink toothbrush
and i am a blue toothbrush
have we met before?

hand sanitizer,
you smell so good, but alas
you dry out my hands.

they all stare at me
cheating in arithmatic
oh ya, i'm naked
all the rest, from here



i got a new horse
she doesn't have a name yet
we're going shopping!
by meeee!


the end.

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