pants off dance off.

once upon a time on the dreaded facebook, there existed a...thing...called bumper sticker.  and you could give other people bumper stickers.  once upon a time my sister gave me one of these bumper stickers, and it said:  "yet again, everyone is ready to go and you don't have any pants on."  i don't know if i used to have a tendency to run around with no pants (i actually thought that was my sister who used to do that...) or what.  but it was pretty randomly funny. 

well, anyways.  when i was visiting my sister in oklahoma, it was very hot, and it was not very nice to wear very many clothes.  so i didn't wear any pants.  like the whole time we were at home.  it was fun.  my sister took a picture of me cooking without any pants.  but i had to edit it, so it's pg13.  not that it wasn't before.  well ok, maybe it was pg13 before, and now it is pg....

 
just thought you should know.
your welcome.

the egg building.

turn out the light.  when it's green, that means you click on it, and watch it.  ok??  ok.

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i saw the egg!  which turned out to actually be an igloo!.
this is what oklahoma city has to offer...!

 you see?  it's really an igloo!

trees at the zoo.

trees may be one of my weaknesses.  however weaknesses work...  you know how people always say random stuff like "chocolate is my weakness"  or "crumpets are sooo my weakness"?  well i kind of get it, but it sort of makes more sense for sort of "hiking 3 miles of 100% incline cliffs is my weakness" (which it really is.  i can do ok on most of the other pt work stuff - but the hikes?  they kill me.  not quite literally, but almost.)

anyways.  to say the least, i love trees, and they make me happy.  which does not make them sound very much like they are a weakness...

these are the ones i found at the zoo.  while it was blizzarding in wyoming.

the zooooooo!

bruises:  my latest fav!!!  if i had lots of money i would buy all their stuff.

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when i was staying with my sissy, we went to the zoo.  on the last day, actually.  i was looking through the photos, and there is NO. EVIDENCE. WHATSOEVER. that she was actually there.  except the giant swans, which don't count.  she was being totally normal. 

here is what i was doing while she was being normal:

i think this one might be a nice family portrait background.  everyone can ride their own lion!

and be full of pride!  get it?  pride? like a lion pride?  ha. ha.  ha?  no?  well...uh...huh.

i hate birds.  this one just shows what a great actor i am, that i can look so happy while riding a giant one...

these guys are my favorites.  they sound like half duck half geese.  they have fluffy butts.

this zoo had elk exhibits.  and deer exhibits...  isn't that weird??

finally!  some evidence!:

normal, as usual.  she was the one keeping me in line when i was trying to play chicken with the five year olds and their parents. 

but Sometimes.  sometimes she gets a little crazy.  just not when she'll get caught, apparantly....

lake

be my thrill!: by one of my favorite artists Ever! 

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when i was visiting my sissy, we only went to the real lake one day.  because my leg hurts.  a strained tendon, so my sissy thinks.  whatever it is, it hurts real bad!

but we did see a lake on the rainy day.  it was so cold that day (like, only 70!) so we (when i say we, i mostly mean i, because mostly my sissy was cooking amazing things, like waffles, and pitas, and pizza, and other amazing stuff!) 
anyways.  i was laying on the porch on the futon under some blankets reading while the rain rained to me.  but then it got really dark and really windy and crazy, so i took a picture then went inside!

it was so dark and it was only six oclock!  it was darker than the picture makes it look - i think the flash went off or something...?

see the little puddle next to the windy tree?  well, at the end of this crazy rain, it was a giant Lake!

haiku of the day:

i love rainy days

but only when it's so warm

give me a blanket!

evidence

ring a-ling a-ling a-ling! hier kommt der eiermann!
ring a-ling a-ling a-ling! here comes the egg man!  
oh man.  i found this by mistake.  i was laughing so hard.  and i only understand probably 1/3 of it...

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i went to visit my sissy for a week (last week).  and it was so fun.  fun in that all we really did was lay around (on her porch!) and read books.  and she cooked for me.  and i tried on her work clothes.  and i force-painted her nails.  kind of.  and we went to the zoo!

i believe that my sissy's toes are the only true evidence that i was actually there.  she Would.  Not.  be in Any photos!!

here is the evidence:

pretty professional, eh?

also.  our toes had a war.  which i let her win.  so she wouldn't smudge her toes.

haiku of the day:

my favorite song

changes every single day                                                every has to be pronounced:  ev-ree

i want a muffin

outdoorsy stuff...

i'm a firehead.  without the red hair.  my sister is more of that kind of firehead than i am!!

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as we were getting back in the car from eating dinner:

me:  ooohhhhh ya!  i almost forgot about all my outdoorsy stuff!
mamacita:  hahahahahahahahahahaha outdoorsy stuff!  hahaha
me:  whaaa-aat??!
mamacita:  who calls it that? haahahahaha
me:  i do!
mamacita:  ya, and you're the only one

just a little fyi.  i just bought some outdoorsy stuff.  which i'm sure you all know what that is, but in case you don't, i got a sleeping bag (comfort level of 0* yesssss!!), a camper pillow (very comfy and cooool!), and a sleeping pad (self inflating!). 
i got it for my job.  being a fire fighter!  because i froze my you-know-what off last summer (but the temperatures would have meant winter anywhere else...) because i only used the sleeping bags that they give you, which are obviously not that amazing.

here is the gorgeousness that is my outdoorsy stuff:

first i took a picture of it all on the rug, but it didn't feel very at home, so then i took a picture of it on the wood floor, because then it kind of felt like it was in the forest.  ish...

anyways.  it's very warm, and since i am at the new house waiting for my package which is a new phone to arrive (mine broke.  see?

you can't see the screen...but it's not broken.  the screen, that is.  the underneath just is, i guess.  see the red bump glare at the bottom of the screen?  that's my head covered in my outdoorsy sleeping bag!)

anyways.  since my phone is broken i had to order a new one because my upgrade isn't until july.  boo.  and they said they won't leave it unless someone is here to sign for it, and so i am here, at the new house, freezing, because my dad thinks it's summer and the heat should be off.  so i am staying warm by wearing my outdoorsy sleeping bag!!! and if i want to take a nap i can use my outdoorsy pillow!

SUPRRIIIIIIISEE!!!

i love this song!!  and i want to see them!  they're playing red rocks this summer!

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guess where i am right now and guess who taught me how to change my bloggie??

right and right.

oklahoma (meh, but the weather is NICE) and my sissy!!

i kind of miss the little cupcakes but it was time for a change.  and since i can't cut my hair til for. ever.  i guess this will have to do.

walking a tornado.

tornados can maybe sometimes save the afternoon... but not usually.

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walking a tornado is not as fun as it sounds. 
really it's not. 
although when tornadoes (tornados?) stop to pee on their leash because they are wild beasts, you can sometimes catch a nice sunset photo or two.

i couldn't decide how i liked this picture, so i made two and cropped them different ways! 

which one is better?  i still don't know...

who would have guessed that i am not in the vast wilderness, but at stink lake, so called because it is very very very very very stinky.  in the summer, the geese like to go there, so then, not only is it stinky, but there are thousands of pounds of goose poop. 

oh, gross!

haiku of the day

cauliflower, yum!
wait - what?  it's not good at all!
oh i'm so hungry.

eda. aka tornado dog

i doggie-sat this dog a while ago.  she is a tornado.  a terror.  i think she has add.  can dogs have that?  maybe she has obsessive compulsive disorder.  licking is her compulsion.  even if you hit her nose right after she does it, she will look at you while she is licking you again.  one second later!  even if you spank her butt - which she Hates.  it's like her tongue doesn't know how to stay in her mouth. 

although, i guess she is only one year old.  maybe that can be her excuse?  i don't quite remember.  i was about 9, i believe, the last time i had a one year old dog.

  

she doesn't really know how to stay still.

definitely not photogenic.

oh!  finally!  not blurry! 

do you know why?  she is killing her toy!

if you growl at her she gets really excited and goes and kills her toy.

she reminds me a little of this doggie.

here is the rest of the story.

oh man.  oh man!  it's so funny!  i just couldn't help myself.

i had to feed my strange and weird obsession of dressing doggies. i HAD to.

miss eda was so mad at me.  she bit me many times.  and bit me again the next day.

conversation haiku of the day

bad guys:     just do your homework

me:             I LOVE PROCRASTINATING!!!

bad guys:     what a silly girl...

on days when it snows when it's SUPPOSED to be spring.

this is how i feel on days when it snows and it's supposed to be spring:

 this is when we were driving to saratoga on easter. 

this is how i would rather feel when it's supposed to be spring:

this is from when i went to san diego last spring break to see miss katie bug. 

it's a phone photo!!

haiku of the day

i love spaghetti
but not with turkey meatballs...
let's just eat some cake

especially hard.

if you're waiting for me, you'll be waiting for a long time!
(i hope this one works - this song of hers was NO WHERE on youtube.  youtube:  you have finally failed me...)

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because i'm always late!  at everything.  or almost late.  like the paper that should be done by now so i could be studying for my exam. 
in my defense, it's hard to stay on task when you are writing a billion page paper about death.  seriously though, ten pages is a lot of pages to fill about death. especially hard when your witty professor isn't there lightening the mood the whole time, like he does in class.  
here is what he title the study guide he made us (who knew that SENIORS in COLLEGE still got study guides from their teachers.!?!?!? right??!!)
it is called:   

Death and Dying Super Helpful, Extra Happy, Funtime Final Study Guide!

there are flowers and doodles all around the edges too.  ok, not really, but i bet he wanted to put some on there...!

i better get an A in this class.... 


haiku of the day

magnifying glass
you make me kind of dizzy
i just found a sword!

cleaning and cinco de mayo!

do you really wanna fall in love?

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i don't know what it is about cleaning.  but it never ever ends.  it's so horrible.
my car.  my flat.  my everything.
never, ever gets clean.
i clean and clean and clean.
for hours.
and after all of that,
only one closet is clean.



haiku of the day

it just snowed five feet
it's may!  what a bad nightmare
i woke up screaming

cure for writer's block.

anyone:  if you need a cure for writer's block, just sign up for three exams, plus two papers, all due within two days of each other.  ok?  ok.
glad we got that settled.


do you want to see me almost doing one of my very favorite things in the world? 
ok!

i know it's kind of boring, but really.  don't you love waking up in the sunshine and laying in bed and reading books, and coloring, and rolling around being a weirdo? 

the other day i got told that i may or may not be a vampire, because i love to sleep during the day. 
i said: but i like to sleep at night too.
they said: maybe the day time naps are just the start of becoming a vampire.  very bad news for you.
me: i hope i still get to sleep whenever i want when i'm a vampire.
them:  .....



haiku of the day

stop watching twilight
not politically correct                      how to pronounce politically:  pol-it-ic-ly.  k, thanks!
makes me want to puke

origin unknown... aka hours of fun!

i want you to want me

but at this point, i can't really blame you for calling "pass"

i have said it before, and i will say it again:  something may or may not be wrong with me...

but it was fu-unn!

now that the world can see these if they want, i have to go delete the incriminating evidence off my phone....

haiku of the day

sweet melissa's

jeffrey's

mizu sushi

ok, ok, i realize that it is not a real haiku.  but i am very hungry.

depressing

this is depressing.  you can't even tell how hard i worked to change my blog... oh the difficulties i have to live through.
i need more tea.
and more change.


extra haiku....

but seriously.
maybe i should cut my hair.
i'm so winning, sis!!!

time for a change

sometimes i'm a basket case...

it is time for a change. 
and because i have no idea how to change the background of my blog

(my sissy, pj, does that!)

((guess what color i would change it to if i could...WHITE!  i can't help myself!  i love white! 
also.  guess what we found that is white like a sugar cube!  we want to live there.  even though we would probly fight a lot.  but we could get a doggie.  which maybe could be our mediator.  but then would be the catalyst when we had to go our separate ways.  there might be a huge divorce with a big settlement (or however that stuff works) for the doggie.  but i guess since my sissy is rich and she would probly have to buy everything for it, it could be hers.  then when i get a job, i could get a puppy, and then have a puppy TWICE!!!  good plan, pj, good plan.  i'm glad we had this talk.))

i guess i will have to be satisfied with changing my font. 

(you obviously know that i am worried about something so trivial as my blog's font because i have a giant paper and a final tomorrow...) 

(((BUT!  i am being responsible, because i gave myself a 30 minute (or ok 33 minutes) study break and i'm going to work again when it's 1230.  which only gives me 13 minutes!!!!  boooo!!!!

anyways.


haiku of the day

studying is hard.
i wish i didn't have to...
just have tea instead!