i think it really is bad luck

i found a funny.  i've been reading all his old stuff.  not that i'm big on interweb speak, but he really is laugh out loud funny.

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friday the thirteenth.  i didn't even know til all the crazy/bad things already happened.

number one bad thing:  two exams this morning after too little studying
number two bad thing:  i can't get ahold of England to pay for a transcript i ordered and they only accept credit cards or "sterling cheques," which no bank in america has!
number three bad thing:  i am babysitting eda and oni while boyfriend is out of town and eda tried to eat the fedex man today. 
number four bad thing:  oni finally snuggled with me!  i had about half a second to be excited before she sunk her claws and her teeth into my leg.  so i pushed her off, and pissed her off, and she tore around the house like a rabid, well, cat.  then after she had disappeared for about a second, she came tearing back through the living room, launched herself in my direction, bit off half my ear, and was gone again before i even knew what happened.
number five bad thing:  when i was supposed to be able to take a breath, i had to do history assignments instead. 
number six bad thing:  ITS FREEZING OUT!

now i know what day it is, no more bad things are happening.  except for rude ladies who come to pay their bill and then yell at me for how much it is after i go out of my way to call the billing office and find out how much it is for them.  didn't you ever learn "don't be sassy and rude to the messenger"?

anyways, if i was clever, i would come up with thirteen to go with what day it is.  but i guess my life isn't that exciting.  or bad.  however you want to look at it.



T minus twenty three days before THE MOVE.

only because i have 3 tests this week...

i have 3 exams this week. 
i am taking over 20 credits, 9 of which i started over spring break, but still have to finish by may.
i just found out i have to pay $250 to have my england transcript evaluated.
we seem to be in the middle of a windstorm, and the canoe keeps blowing into the neighbors yard, and i have to keep chasing it down and bringing it back while dirt is blowing in my eyes. 
my computer crashed yesterday.
now i have no computer. 
but maybe i still have everything that lived on said computer.
i didn't have to wear a winter coat to class today!!!

i heard this song today as i was listening to the radio as i currently have no itunes.  and probably won't until may.  anyways.  go in with this phrase in your head:  heaven is a baseball nerf!

here they are. now am i a cat lady?

i still have to finish my texas adventures.  before the next one starts.  i don't have much time.... 

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the dreaded CAT PHOTOS have arrived!!!!

tell me those are not the eyes of the devil. 

i locked oni in eda's cage so i could clean her toilet and she was not happy.  she bit me when she got out.

caught taking a bath in the bath. 

so. bright.  ouch.

oh. um.... once i was a bunny.  in sams.

oni likes to get in things.  like plastic envelopes.  eda doesn't understand.

she also likes to lick highlighters.  so i drew on her nose. 

every photo of eda is blurry.  she moves fast even when she is laying down.

she doesn't know how to stay still.  but she tries so hard. 

see how blurry fast her tongue is?  she could kill a person with that tongue.

one of those

pj, remember when i was telling you about the deliciousness that is this blog?  well, here it is.  enjoy.  not only is she an (apparently) amazing chef, she is also a photographer.  which means she has the ability to make whatever she is cooking into a masterpiece. 

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i'm becoming one of those people that constantly takes photos of their dog and cat.  i don't even have a dog or a cat.  what is the world coming to?

but it really is funny, when you are around your (or whoever's) animal long enough that their character becomes completely distinct, and therefore extra adorable.
obviously, i'm talking about arley's doggie and kitty.  (there is a slight possibility that he has a cat because i told him that his dog needed a friend and she was lonely....but i could be wrong.  maybe he just loves cats.  the kind that snuggle you by scratching you, the kind that tear around the house in the middle of the night, the kind that didn't know how to meow for months and now that they know how they meow and meow just to remember how.  that has to be it.)

eda (eeee duh)  the dog is licky.
oni (oh knee) the cat is scritchy.
they are best friends.

arley told me i have to take oni with me to texas because he's going backpacking all summer and what will happening to oni?  more like, what will happen to his house?

anyways.  pictures later, i guess.  i have to go to school now, you know.



in other news:  mikah and i are most likely going to be running a half marathon at spring break (64 days.  oh no.  what am i going to do???)  she currently runs 8 miles.  at least.  i currently run 2.  what's wrong with this picture?



ps.  i learned today in my adolescent development class that i may be a hipster, as i have a blog, which is about myself.  not that i'm an adolescent.  i'm an emerging adult.  duh.

the BEST news!

every time i hear this song, it makes me think of that one mtv show about "new york".  she (named new york because she was from new york or something on flavor of love - a different mtv show) had her own finding love show.  i don't even think i ever watched it but i guess all the adverts left an impression.  those commercial makers apparently know their stuff.

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i got accepted (conditionally) to UTHSCSA!!!  aka university of texas health science center: san antonio.
which was lucky because one of my letters of recommendation didn't quite arrive on time.  (ok, ok, she forgot to even write it!  but no grudges are currently being held.)

i couldn't help myself and opened the other two letters of rec that i had.  it's always nice to read when other people write nice things about you.  so thank you, letter of rec writers.  you were very nice about me!