CRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

remember that time i said i loved this girl because she is so smart and witty and she totally gets me?
and that time in one of her posts where a spider died a slow horrible death and would probly be avenged by a spider army? and when i made a little link to that post because it so perfectly described my relationship with spiders? 

well her dear little spider's army is IN. MY. BATHROOM. ON. THE. CEILING. 

regardless is the fact that it is an army of one. 
very much NOT regardless is the fact that i have to kill it before i will be able to sleep.  and then i might not be able to sleep because i will be scared that more will be in my bed. and under my bed.  and waiting to crawl in between the cracks of my window screen. 

oh. no.

if i don't answer my phone tomorrow it's because i'm dead of spider venom.

here's the scenario that keeps running through my head: 
i get brave enough to climb on the bathtub to kill it, then get scared and fall off and break my neck and get paralyzed, and then the little bugger crawls down and i have to be paralyzed and watch it crawling on me and biting to me, which then leads to a slow, burning, painful death. 
the end.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  how will i ever sleep again?

wish me luck....

is it too late to call someone for some moral support?  and by 'moral support' i mean, someone who could come kill it for me???

i love...

this bunny.

killer chickmunks.

(and calling them chickmunks instead of chipmunks.  or actually...

is that what they're even called in real life??)

clouds.

(this is from when i shot a GUN!!!  a real one and i shot some bottles!  not even joking!)

sunsets.

new lipstick.  called sunny citrus.

(and an excuse for some serious self-photography.  i have to be honest.  i may or may not be addicted to self-photography.  even though i almost always delete it.  it's like a mirror.  but not.  crazy...)

parades with pink tractors,

and the naughty pines (roller derby, ya'll!!),

and leftover chairs.

and also.  the fact that this girl is such an utter and complete genius.  she just totally Gets It!!!  plus, there's pictures!

to sum it all up:  summer!  i love SUMMER!!!!!

moving on.

so the same day as the first-time-ever-for-reals-real-mountain-biking, we drove around vedauwoo (vee dah voooo - in case you weren't really sure how to pronounce it... hah) and took many many photos.  pretty gorgeous, i won't lie.

cool tree.

road.

other cool tree.

can you find him?

still being all awesome after our Real Mountain Bike Ride!

actually.

actually.  can you just read this?  make sure you click on all the links.  they will make you happy.

suprise! found myself on the internet. in a non-creepy way, that is.

i was reading the bloggess and she has all this cool nonsense about random stuff she finds on the internet.  and so i was just clicking on a few of them and i found my life - pictures included. 
(please take special note of the graph.)
i think everybody should read this girl.  she is nuts, but in an outrageous genius sort of way.  i'll put it this way:  you can't Not laugh.