CRAAAPPPPPPP part II

one time, a horrible, horrible thing happened to me.

well.  it sort of happened to me again.
but different.

i was in the middle of studying. 
studying very hard. 
NOT talking to my sister on the internet.
NOT worrying about the fly that is in my candle.
NOT finding good music on my iTunes.
like i said:  studying very hard.

and i went into the bathroom to grab my kleenex.  which is not in its normal place on the weird extra piece of counter at the edge of my kitchen.  the reason for this is that i am out of toilet paper, and i keep forgetting to buy some when i go to the store.

anyways.  mostly irrelevant.

i went into the bathroom and how could i not notice the killer spider in my bathtub?  legs that were over 2 feet long.  hundreds of legs.  fangs all over its body.  even where its toes should of been.  hundreds of scary cat eyes all over its head, everywhere that the fangs were not.

here's the horrible part:
i had to Reach Into the bathtub.
i had to reach in there so i could take the hair catcher thing off my drain. 
then.
i had to turn on the water and fill up my cup and hope that the water would wash the monster down the drain.
it didn't.

this is where i started screaming.
i'm sure my neighbours love me.

i had to fill up my cup ten more times, and every time, the monster would claw its way out of the drain and start climbing up the wall of the bathtub. 
finally, after my hours of sconstant screaming (or ok, a minute and 7 seconds) started to make it go mad, it forgot which way was up and climbed down the drain along with the water.

i hurried and put the hair catcher thing over the drain so it couldn't climb back up tomorrow or the next day.

and i'm sorry, arbor day (right?) and earth, and all things green, i left the water on for 2 more minutes to make sure the monster was at least 17 miles away from my bathtub.