high school valentine

i don't think i actually had one.  one time in maybe 4th grade little joey* asked me to be his valentine.  and i said yes.  and then my neighbor/best friend (if only by proximity) said that she wanted to be little joey's valentine.  so i told little joey that i wasn't going to be his valentine, because i could never hurt my friend like that.  little joey and my neighbor/best friend weren't valentines.  so because of my selflessness, no one got what they wanted! 

the end.

but i did get a lot of valentine cards.  this one came from a good/best friend. 

* names changed for the safety of our...my(?) ego/dignity/self-esteem?  something...

well, whatever - you don't get to know who little joey was!!!  and no, it didn't actually start with a 'j', you jerks!!